The whole red hair and NFL quarterbacks thing goes back to the fact that JaMarcus Russell selected this guy to be his first post-draft life coach.

This column so angered me that I vow to beat the next person I see wearing a Dallas Observer jersey into a coma.

Tune in next week on Gay or Canadian? when Anderson Cooper is drafted to emcee a men's bodybuilding contest.

Having known Marc Foster since our days as Oklahoma City Blazers fanboys in 1992-93, I can absolutely verify the authenticity of the voice and the identity of the poster above. I don't know whether to be more proud of (a) the fact that I know a guy who got his own DS feature or (b) the likely possibility that he…

"In Soviet Union, fan jumps out of stands and fights YOU. . . . if you happen to be junior hockey player already in a hockey fight." — Misha Rikaloff

For a brief period in the 90's I was a Nilsson viewer, however I wound up getting terrible headaches from everybody talkin' at me.

Point of information - the 1991 Finals was the coming-out party for Jordan's Bulls. The only NBA coming-out party of the 91-92 season involved Magic Johnson and the Human Immunodeficiency Virus.

The answer to Guy's question about 2 girls adding up to 20 is simple - find a pregnant 20 year old who can produce a sonogram confirming she's carrying a girl.

+256 toothpicks

No question on the overall net worth, HBWS. But for the vertical we're talking about I just can't see Sugar Daddy pouring an enormous amount of cash into a bidding war over a property with a likely diminishing domestic interest profile (respectfully disagreeing with Paolo.Lex's position). Disney/ESPN is the joint with…

After the record speed was disallowed a large sigh of relief was heard emanating from Attica State Prison in New York where one resident still retains the title of "Most Notorious Bullet Ever Fired By A Chapman."

I have to believe ESPN held fast to a hard bid cap based upon a very strong belief that the NHL is on the verge of losing two top 15 television markets (Atlanta, #8 and Phoenix, #12) to Winnipeg and Hamilton. Add in further instability with St. Louis on the sale block (#21 market), and you can see why ESPN simply…

That's our Hatey. +1

I think ESPN capped their bid because they either know or are pretty Goddamned sure that sometime in the next two years the Atlanta and Phoenix TV markets (#8 and #12 in the country) are going to be replaced by the Winnipeg and Hamilton TV markets, not to mention the additional risk that St. Louis (#21) may be in play…

I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Deadspin on its good sportsmanship by promoting a Pulitzer-winning article even though I know there must be some lingering resentment that their own prizewinning-caliber investigative series "How Much Is Oddibe McDowell Charged for Water?" was overlooked by the…

Our enthusiasm was significantly dampered by the subsequent 40 years of wandering aimlessly together with the fact that a steady diet of matzo makes it harder than hell to take a quality shit.

Duh. Panama's a CITY in FLORIDA which last time I checked was a STATE!!!!11!!!ONE!!!!

+1 Oh what the Christ

Rather ironic seeing as how Scotland Yard is presently detaining six American wags who were caught taking a leake on the Thames riverfront.

Gentle Reminder - Peeps officially go on clearance at 12:01 a.m. next Monday. Please expand the competition to include a diorama category.