Fucking awesome!

An officer will have to go and tell a parent that their son or daughter is in hospital as a result.

Naturally Braun would not have said such a thing. After all, it's a foregone conclusion he relies too much on Fielder for muscle.

Hey Alyssa, you know what I call a chick that likes to throw a dude a bone? Chaz Bono, that's what.

"You call it 'kronum;' I call it 'ballsack." - Emmitt Smith

The Balliswife Dunk Contest was listed as Item (3)b under the sub-heading "Marital Cruelty" in the 1960 divorce petition filed against Desi Arnaz.

Oh for Christ's sake....

We'll be having nun of that.

Ballislife also happens to be the rejected name for the movement that was eventually christened LIVESTRONG.

What a dumbass. Had the fan looked at the scoreboard he'd have remembered that the goal made the score 2-0, not 1-1 as he is indicating.

Wishing you all a happy casual Friday tomorrow. Don't look like a fuckin' cowboy.

Weekend At Bernie's III - When Bernie Met Bernice

True story. 2004 World Series, my mom, a lifelong Cardinals fan just like me, died after a 2 year battle with cancer. Later that evening the Sox broke the curse a mere 4-5 miles from where Mom was being prepared for burial. I suppose killing my mom was God's way of saying, "See, losing the World Series really isn't…

Nice, but when I want to see a gagging blonde and some overachieving Indians I'll just pop in my DVD of Slumwhore Millionaire.

Ah yes, playoff runs - when an overdose of chicken wings and Old Milwaukee forces you to rearrange your living room so that the big screen can be seen from the crapper.

+1 $24 Manhattan

Justin Bieber Training With Barcelona Is Much Worse Than The Kennedy Assassination.

"Not if I would have gotten my way." — Hitler

I haven't seen anything that tasteless coming from a Baar on a sporting field since Roseanne's ill-fated effort to sing the National Anthem.

the Fontainebleau Hotel's LIV nightclub