This happened to me as well, for the same reasons. At first, it triggered anxiety attacks: “unscheduled” bowel movements somehow transported me back to some childhood lack-of-control scenario. I had to deep breathe and relax my way into my new BM timetable.

Have you explored Kefir? Dr. Ben Kim’s greens also have very good probiotic ingredients that could help re-propagate your intestinal flora.

Don’t leave home without it!

I don’t watch KUWTK, but may I say that Kourtney and Younes make an unbelievably sexy couple? They’ve actually been re-cast in a hot new show – currently streaming in my imagination.

The Genderpop Technique

Never had one, but I am picturing this thing to be a small, round confection consisting of a soft, pounded sticky rice dumpling (mochi) formed around a sweet filling– but I am known to be too imaginative.

Thank you for this great Ethan Hawke interview! Put Predestination in my Netflix queue.

STIFF MOVEMENTS ARE THE NEW COOL MOVEMENTS.

please do fill us in on mykonos!!!

That is hilarious!

Let’s not forget Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie! Hmmm... seems we’re batting a thousand this year. Here’s a pair of Robert Coin earrings to make you feel better...

Ugh! Laxative teas are so nauseating!!!

I can’t help feeling that Jen is stuck in an awful, demoralizing trap of a relationship. She needs to let go, trust Ben to his own choices as an adult, stop being a martyr and get on with her own life.

Unbreakable was utterly brilliant and I am upset to hear that it did not do well in comparison to Janet’s other albums. But really: at this stage of her career, need she go for the mega-payoff? Isn’t she essentially an almost-billionaire?

I suspect there is some kind of self-shaming, self-humiliating dimension to it that has somehow become eroticized.

Fuck Michael Ian Black!!! The only “comedy” I want to see is Louis CK hanging from his balls onstage at the Comedy Cellar! Now that would be really funny!!!

I don’t know about anyone here but I’m sticking with Superstar Ken Doll™ and Earring Magic Ken Doll™! This so-called Human Ken Doll™ has no place in my doll collection!!!

Your confusion is perfectly understandable. Apparently one is Superstar Ken and the other is Earring Magic Ken.

“Most people just seem to be babbling these days, some of them into a headset, others just tweeting into the void, into the gray ether of faceless strangers.” - Armistead Maupin