Like special dog, whilst moving.

You forgot ecto cooler.

You don't have to apologize.

Total babe. Only a babe can look that hot in denim.

I totally forgot they weren't married. I do like SKott though, nicely done.

Welcome to OKSTUPID

I deleted my OKCupid yesterday after one too many introductory messages that ended with "would you sit on my face."

What about Scott, where does he fall into this? Perhaps the marriage is doomed?

I need someone to explain to me why I like Khloe Kardashian. I think she is my fav.

Wow, #notallmen in RECORD time.

A good secret for parenting is that if you don't freak out about the kid doing something crazy that didn't end in injury, the kid won't freak out either. Less freaking out in general is a good idea - overprotective/hysterical parents produce children who are far too cautious.

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Oh Katie Heigl, you sound like someone's grandmother trying to learn what an internet is.

Protip: If you can't find someone on FB by their name, search their email address(es) and phone number.

How could they miss that Neighbors is a scathing inditement of North and South Korean relations? Zach Efron's fun loving frat boy is clearly a metaphor for South Korea.

It makes me homicidally enraged whenever a woman is compared to a man and then made to feel unattractive for showing her physical strength. It's like oh so you're applauded for being big strong man, me on the other hand must NEVER be strong because what? It fucks with your ego? You're too insecure to cuddle with a…

Wait. We're supposed to use shaving cream? ...oops

I just have to say that people who throw out tampons baffle me. Flush all the way!

yeah, okay, this is perfection and huffpo needs to recognize:

Gah! That Eva Green thing. Brandish a gun? "Eh, No biggee." Show a little bit of your natural god-given nipple and it is all 'The Children! The Children! Won't someone please think of the Children! Whooooore!!!"