The round-peg-in-a-square-hole nightmare that is Squared-off Wheel Arches

If I get another window breaker/ seat belt cutter, I am going to beat whoever gave it to me with it.

After the last reporter left and the room grew silent, Lynch sat down in his locker and shed a single tear, sighing, "No one ever asks about my heart."

Jalopnik commenters can be the most assbackwards group of people.

Oh thank god. For a minute there I was afraid that Goodell wouldn't increase his authority.

I... sort of like it. I CAN'T BELIEVE NONE OF YOU DO.

12/9 – Browns pick Manziel

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Well, what Elio did was figure in that time exists in 6 dimensions and is therefore a cube.

Im stealing the word clamshit.... I cant stop laughing...

"In the criminal justice system, vehicle-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Hoons Unit. These are their stories."

Agree. I'm an atheist, liberal Democrat (since there's no viable third party that's as liberal as I actually am). I'm also a born and bred South Carolinian. I live here. My family lives here. I don't want to live elsewhere. I am a Southern girl through and through. We have our problems, and guess what? We know we have…

No, the Dart SRT should be the Hellkitty. Sell it in Japan as the Hellokitty.

Charger SRT could be the Hellcougar. Sell it to 40 year old women that never really got over Guns N Roses & Motley Crue.

Viper SRT could be the Hellion, and have Judas priest playing on full blast at all times.

Jason... Words cannot express how proud of you I am.

Soon after getting my 1989 Supra, I pull up to a light to make a left turn and there's a "modified" tC waiting in the lane to the right. Once my left arrow turns green, I rev it up, and take the turn fast to "show off." Half-way through the turn, I slam it into second and the ass decides it wants to come out. I slide…

It's like throwing a hot dog down an empty hallway.