That’s seriously Boeheim’s takeaway from a young man’s death, that he’ll “be defined by one thing: a ten page paper”? Not by the type of person he was to his friends and family, or the kind of life he led when he wasn’t playing a game. What a dick thing to say, but I’d expect nothing less from that sour puss.

Oof, this is really going to drop his stock in the next update of Chad Ford’s 2012 NBA Draft rankings.

I don’t care for Duke or Allen, but that play is exactly nothing like the intentional trips he made earlier in the season. Come on.

Nerd alert.

Avocado is only sorta OK. Fight me.

That degree in communications that you somehow receive with an 8th grade reading level?

I was led to believe that after 2016 ended all the famous people would become immortal.

I work really hard on the fundamentals. Dribbling, passing, not leaving the ground...

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

I’m pretty sure we KNOW they are a bunch of assholes.

Dana White already offered her $10mil to fight Mayweather.

Something tells me Evnika imagines that EVERYTHING she hits is her father.

Yeah - she’s all like “Come at me, birch!”

Paper Birch...the softest of trees. Call me back when she’s taking on Hickory.

Jay Bilas looks like he did a couple doses of old school LSD with Bill before they went on set and it just kicked in.

Jay: “Hey, Siri. Call DEA.”

You have the ability to change the channel, meaning you weren't "force fed" anything. Unless you're retarded.