Whenever a customer said “keep the change” or “here’s a little something for you” you are to reply “thank you, but we aren’t supposed to accept tips”. If they insisted, we had to set it aside and inform our manager (the manager is usually the one on the grill). At the end of the shift after we zeroed out our register…

Fun fact, I worked at In-N-Out and am completely aware of their lack of a tip jar policy. They are paying you to take orders/money or make burgers/fries. They always told us that idea of tipping when no extra service is performed is just another tax on going out and that’s why they were against it (they aren’t wrong).

Yes on a $3 cup of coffee, I will give you a dollar to bring it to me.

Starbucks/Coffee Bean/Dunkin Donuts workers get the “whatever loose change is left over” tip. These aren’t people who do a better job than I would, I go to them because it is convenient. I don’t tip the In-N-Out people either.

Holy fuck, at this point I have to believe that the people making these highlight videos are in an arms race trying to outdo each other by finding the worst possible music to play in the background of the videos.

Black like ME?

Because the title “Cool Story, Bro!: My Vacation in Havana” was apparently already taken.

Uh Timothy...what martial art involves holding someone back while they pretend to want to fight? Also keeping someone from entering a scrum while hoping that they lose traction is not an MMA technique nor is it a takedown.

Others might look at that and say how is that a tackle? Jesus, he is using some pretty good pressure to keep a not-really-interested-in-fighting-but-definitely-interested-in-looking-like-he-wants-to-fight Matt Kemp away from people who might actually fight. Kemp’s right foot loses traction so he falls and because…

I have a real issue with with giving Caitlyn the award. First let me preface it by saying

What do you mean the oil pump in my 964 has to be replaced? I just bought this thing! I thought these cars were supposed to be reliable. Piece of junk.

When he was playing for Philly, he was a loveable shit-bag who drank a little too much and it allowed him to turn into a complete asshole. Now he’s just a full blown alcoholic who doesn’t have anyone around him that can help keep him from inevitably drinking himself to death before he turns 50.

I believe that this was the wording in the original Budweiser/Bud Light advertisements.

I have found that a good bottle of $19 wine tastes just as good as a $60 bottle does. That being said, a good $150+ bottle of wine is really tough to beat (especially if someone else is buying it by the case).

Ehhh. It’s skeevy if it’s unwanted/unwelcomed. The girl in the pictures seems to be ok with it all. It’s just sex (or the promise of sex) in exchange for money and gifts (or at least the promise of them).

That may very well be, but Highly Questionable is the best thing going on ESPN these days.

I wasn’t using your insult against you, I was mocking you with it. When comparing offensive players, a run based metric is actually quite helpful. As for the flawed metric stance you have boldly taken in regards to WAR (talk about being uncreative), if it was the sole stat you might have a point. However, it wasn’t…

Anytime someone dismisses a run based stat when comparing two offensive players, you can pretty much stop listening to them.

Now the only question is, when he tells the story does he start it with “I don’t like to use the word hero...” or “So I was at the game wearing my Harvard sweatshirt...”