Wait...Jovan Belcher? He's dead; he killed himself over a year ago.

In Virginia, we smirked at that Simpson trial
Yeah, I guess the chase was wild
But what's the fuss about?
See, plenty my partners feelin' like O.J.
Beat murder like the shit is OK.
That's what our dough say.

Seriously. Who wouldn't want to charge 6x their normal rate for having to work in those conditions? Its not like they spring it on you, they tell you what the price is when you order. Besides having somebody drive you around isnt an inalienable right.

Oh, I see. You are being deliberately obtuse. No one has to convince you of anything, it's already been made illegal.

Yes there was, and it was called spearing. A bunch of corners and safeties made a career out of it and Anquan Boldin got his face destroyed by it. It is not incidental, it is the easiest way to separate the receiver from the ball. It is also quite dangerous for both parties, which is why it has already been outlawed

No, spearing is a player leading/launching with their helmet to connect with the body or head of the opponent (see Cecil, Chuck) and is already outlawed. Diving is laterally launching yourself at an opponent and is part and parcel when it comes to tackling.

Yeah the solution is to bump up the pension to a level that is on par with a multi billion dollar organization and drop the vesting from 10 to 7 years (or 60 games started), penalize all hits (defensive & offensive) at the knees or lower unless it is a 1 on 1 heads up play (such as a corner when attempting to tackle…

Ciaoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

See you're a much better person than I am.
The only joke that I could come up with is;
I assume he won the race, seeing as how he ended up in the pole.

Whoooaaaahhh.

Dad?
Yes son?
What's a radio station?

What an Obvious, Dick.

France's decision was forced. After their redesign of the aircraft, they had a maiden flight from London to JFK unfortunately they had to turn around after an hour or so of flight. The day of that flight? 9/11.

This is exactly what I was thinking. I wonder if they're taking all of the NFL & its history into consideration for their stats or if they're taking Brady as a singularity (are the stats the probability of any NFL quarterback coming back at that point or Brady himself). You have to figure that given his history that…

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!!

Or the 6 morons who starred the comment. Jesus Christ people here's a refresher on the rules of common sense in regards to articles and their respective comment sections.

Provided you stopped buying their albums after Aquemeni they are absolutely fantastic. Kinda lost interest after Andre Benjamin decided he wanted to be a a pop singer.

One might be able to say the same about Deadspin and the UFC.

I'm not sure about that. Boxing has 1 maybe 2 real PPV's a year the UFC has about a dozen. If you want to compare totals the UFC beats them. If you think that doing that isn't fair, how about if Floyd and Manny (boxing's biggest draws) each fought 6 times a year do you think they would still average around 1.5 million…

Seriously it's just getting pathetic at this point. The things he writes about the UFC are neither informative (journalism) or funny (entertainment). These read like the bitter writings of a jilted lover. Everything he posts about the UFC should just be called an editorial.
I also love the notion that their partnership…