Anyway. Some guys think their cars are their penises.

The only thing in touch with the young in this track is autotune.

The opposite of a sausage fest is a taco party.

The opposite of a sausage fest is a clam bake!

Just for the Harry/Hermione shippers out there - this changes nothing. You are still delusional.

Everything about this is perfect.

No, I did not realize that. My comment about a drawing being proof that she was lying about her age and "sheeple" being a term for people from New Zealand was entirely, 100% serious. Well-spotted.

I think America is, you know, unfairly harsh on ethnic people.

So, yeh. I googled it.

Still made more sense than The Chronicles of Riddick

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's MDMA.

Straight White People Give Each Other Awards for Doing Black Music About Gay Rights Better Than You Convention

Isn't that kind of a fact though? When you parse that, isn't it exactly what happened?

I strongly suggest Americans do take some of our chocolate. Yours is barely swallowable. An appalling state of affairs for a supposedly developed country!

I think I should go into branding

FRIENDOMETRIUM

I use this amazing period tracker app called The Pill. It comes in a clam-shell case.

That was my own reaction in my living room at home to this news.

That movie is perfection. He was perfect in it. Hugh Grant was perfect in it. It was perfect in every way.

closes eyes 'killing me softly with his song, killing me softly...'