The prosecution never wanted to win. They didn't even want to file.

Ok, but on the plus side people really enjoyed my response to her.

It was actually. Brilliant.

I assume that was his second perfume, his first was called "Cumming".

Are you aware that he named his perfume "Second Cumming"?

I hope he gets cast in the next movie as a model agency mogul who's merged with Maury Ballstein's agency. Balls & Cumming — an instant hit.

There's something about this that leaves a bad taste in my mouth. It's so funny that Piper Kerman only served a year and a half in a *minimum* security prison and she came out a little traumatized. Enough to write a memoir about. She should be glad that she got out in so little time because of . . . well we all know…

Tracie,

Sad. Kids, don't do it. It really does get better. Adults, don't do it either. 1-800-SUICIDE is there to help if nothing else will. Please.

Is this where we mention that (no matter how much we love True Blood)-the above plot makes infinately more sense than the plots of the last two seasons?

This just happened:

Let's face it, Parks and Rec won't be on TV forever. So what should Retta’s next vehicle be?

If there was a Jimmy Fallon/Rebel Wilson sex tape leek, I would watch it.

Oh look at all the poor MRAs in gray. Sorry, boys, I shan't be ungraying you, and I urge my fellow feminists, men or women, to leave them there. But oh the whining.

I know, it's kind of a bummer— I've been here since year 1 and I'm gray now. I don't comment much anymore, which I assume is the reason.

Just keep posting... we're stuck until we get recommended enough.

I do not like being in the grey. How the hell can I become one of the blessed who doesn't need to be approved? I've been hangin' around since 2009 (though I did use a new handle at one point).

The WOW link says students are protesting because of Manila being a drag queen and "openly homosexual man who advocates same-sex marriage." For some reason this makes me extra sad, because Manila's boyfriend was Sahara Davenport, who died last year. They probably didn't know that, but it just feels like an extra dig…

You guys, this is what Bieber's tattoo looks like, so you don't have to click through.

That guy with the evil baby sure is wearing a lot of makeup.