I think he wanted to watch the women’s softball game but didn’t get to that night because of Roslyn...right? Getting shot and all...

Let me take the time to remind you all to dismiss any and all trolls that pop up on your threads. Ungreying them only gives them more attention. If you feel the need to reply to them then post your reply to yourself with a link to the troll’s comment, thereby preventing their comments from being ungreyed. Aslo be sure…

If the Electors rebel, it would be pretty much exactly what the Founding Fathers intended...at least if you believe A. Ham in #68 of the Federalist Papers.

I’m confident the house comes with a battalion of ghost governesses.

Mandatory in all HUD homes.

Lock them the fuck up. Rapists.

Someone needs to seriously dress-down this ridiculous orange troglodyte. He should be pilloried and vilified by every politician and pundit broadly on any network available.

Do you think he even knew about the US relationship status with Taiwan? Why doesn’t this team of idiots call the state dept for guidance? Scared to admit they don’t know anything. We already know that.

He has no fucking clue what politics and diplomatic protocols are. Whats next he will visit North Korea ???

Yeah, this is not going to work.

I think this is the universe telling me it is time to try meth.

I find it more concerning that nobody in his entourage realized this was a bad idea and knocked the phone outta his hands. I mean, if there was ever a time for a secret service guy to be go rogue and be like “even I know you don’t say shit about Taiwan!” and shoot the phone...

Magnanimous, hugely magnanimous.

Have you ever seen Amy Schumer and Tom Hanks in the same place at the same time?

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If it were just a matter of women being forced to have children, it wouldn’t necessarily be as awful as it is. They could use in-vitro fertilization or something. In the book and presumably the show, though, fundamentalist Christian terrorists have highjacked the government, and society is based on warped biblical…

NO! SKINAMAX!