But if you eat this, you can one-up Tywin Lannister and ACTUALLY SHIT GOLD.

...the proud and martyrs breeding nation of Iran...

1. Was it made with Ollivander's dragon heartstring?

You're missing the point. Cultural appropriation has turned Native American vestments into fashion, which is then not allowed.

Sounds legit; feathers are for white people to mock native people with, not for natives to wear in earnest tradition.

That is so fascinating to me. If I'd complained to my mom about the AC, uh, anywhere as a teen, she'd've been like, "Do you want some cheese with that whine?"

This particular comparison is especially odious because, you know, the Nazis violently persecuted homosexuals.

Has anyone thought about approaching native American tribes for the right to build and operate clinics on their reservations. It would be a bit pricier but state laws don't tend to have much sway there. Just federal law.

"Don't tell your Mom."

This is some Don Drapper level passive-aggressive hostility. Next thing you know they'll be sleeping on polyester sheets and bathing with Ivory bar soap.

"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

Don't forget WHITE, CAPITALIST JESUS HATES ABORTION AND POOR PEOPLE!

No, teen pregnancies are only of value when they serve as cautionary tales of shame and regret.

YEAH, WE DID. BUT THEY'RE STILL EPIC FAILURES SOMETHING SOMETHING MORALS, SOMETHING SOMETHING NOT ABLE TO REDEEM THEMSELVES SOMETHING SOMETHING DESPITE REDEMPTION BEING A CENTRAL THEME TO THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION SOMETHING SOMETHING OBAMA SOMETHING SOMETHING.

I read somewhere that French women concentrate on their legs and the hair just falls out.

Good points. They say, "Spend a week in country X and you can write a book about it. Spend a month and you can write an article. Spend a year and you can't write anything." Takes a while to see the big picture.

Someone remind me: how many abortion clinics in TX were shut down because they didn't meet some bullshit requirements about door width and such?