Don't forget WHITE, CAPITALIST JESUS HATES ABORTION AND POOR PEOPLE!

No, teen pregnancies are only of value when they serve as cautionary tales of shame and regret.

YEAH, WE DID. BUT THEY'RE STILL EPIC FAILURES SOMETHING SOMETHING MORALS, SOMETHING SOMETHING NOT ABLE TO REDEEM THEMSELVES SOMETHING SOMETHING DESPITE REDEMPTION BEING A CENTRAL THEME TO THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION SOMETHING SOMETHING OBAMA SOMETHING SOMETHING.

I read somewhere that French women concentrate on their legs and the hair just falls out.

Good points. They say, "Spend a week in country X and you can write a book about it. Spend a month and you can write an article. Spend a year and you can't write anything." Takes a while to see the big picture.

Someone remind me: how many abortion clinics in TX were shut down because they didn't meet some bullshit requirements about door width and such?

Oh that's just wonderful! The sea turtle had already discussed the issue of family not being welcome in the delivery room. All she wanted was some privacy, and yet here's a whole group of people taking pictures of her crotch. What is this, a birth episode on the Kardashians? A bit of sensitivity wouldn't hurt you,…

An omen: You will have many children, but most of them will not survive.

I would watch this show if the contestants thought they were vying for the affections of Harry Potter.

Yeah... except this is no theocracy. Go live in a true theocracy, learn a little bit about reality, then come back and see how "horrible" we have it here.

I would make horrible decisions, take a wrong turn and end up as Zach Braff.

Jimmy Carter's lusting in his heart

That might have been the best Kennedy assassination joke I've ever heard.

Eisenhower had an affair with his (female) driver when he was Commander of the Allied Forces in Europe during WWII. Carter (afaik) never had an actual physical affair, but being an evangelical Christian, answered a question posed during an interview for Playboy (weird, I know) about whether he has ever cheated on his…

To quote Warren himself: "Tell that to Mrs. Harding".

1. Accept it and change nothing. 2. Get a prescription for something you might have to take forever. 3. Tweak lifestyle, diet, self-care routine ad nauseam with natural things until a solution is found.

Has the Catholic Church learned nothing from our ancestors? Forbidding emotional attachments leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.