It is NOT a great day for America, everybody. Dammit.

Yeah, ignore the women who built the machinery used in WWII and that helped spur job growth for women, the women who contributed as spies and in resistance movements. Sexism doesn't equal a lack of presence or role in history, just what those roles tended to be for the majority of women at the time, but certainly not…

Because World War II was an event that touched every living person on the planet in some way (hence the title "world") and women make up roughly half of the world's population, you could absolutely create curriculum that was half about what women were doing that time.

I bet in the 16th century portrait painters said the same things about those annoying "artists" painting assemblages of cut flowers and fruit on tables.

Somebody should've planted weed on her so she'd get like 80 billion consecutive life sentences.

I ate a pamphlet in front of an anti-abortion demonstrator once. His face was aghast with horror.

""Toxins" is the modern-day equivalent of "ill humours.""

Maybe they weren't in schools at all 25 years ago.

The thing that really drives me crazy is that a lot of these people are not even desperate parents of kids with severe autism. At least I can understand that logic might go out the window if you're in early stages of accepting such a diagnosis. But of all the people I know who buy this b.s., none of them have autistic…

But that's just as bad. If your daughter reads Twilight, instead of just throwing it away, your job as a parent is to discuss it with your kid so they can understand that Edward is a passive aggressive abusive boyfriend and relationships like that are NOT okay.

that's actually a beautiful idea...fueling the circle of life. someone's given me idea for the next time an aggressive pro-lifer accosts me with dead babies on the sidewalk...

The speed and strength with which trainee is yoinked into that hole is awesome/hilarious. Also, that guy might not do well in the field.

Honestly, thank god the truck driver wasn't injured. That's all I have to say.

I was trying to describe it to a friend- it's not exactly conversational but it's sort of like that person who sort of holds court at a party with hilarious story after hilarious story and it never gets dull.

Not to mention Sarah Michelle Gellar snorting cocaine out of a crucifix. As you do.

I feel Bridge to Terabithia should be on this list, it may be just shy of the age range though.

This is so sweet. This guy looked like he needed some good news in his life.

I am genuinely glad to see a public demonstration of the fact that sincerely held beliefs, community or religious, don't preclude not being a fucking moron.

I'm just bummed that Jezebel didn't pay $10,000 for the unretouched images of the Facebook message screenshot... :-/

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