Stop trolling me, Jezebel! I totally clicked on this article thinking that my adoration bubble of Dame Helen was about to be burst, but it was only a work of art. I don't know what I would have done if it turned out she was a secret meany pants.

How about instead of focusing on shelters and resting the whole burden of the animal overpopulation problem on their shoulders, we start enacting and enforcing mandatory spay and neuter LAWS throughout the country. This include the "accidental" breeder who has female and male dogs and then is surprised to go out one…

So much awesome in the Bill Clinton pic. McDonalds rubble, Ronald McDonald kicking ass in the background, Monica at Clinton's side and his fly is open, and of course an alligator nuke, because why not?

Nixon: Die you goddamn hippie!

So all I read was you met Prince Harry and you are now pregnant. I'M RUNNING TO THE TABLOIDS RIGHT NOW!!

Thank you! We're literally so over the moon we can't stand it. Walter Reed in Bethesda, MD. I knew he was visiting, and came by on the first Friday of his visit. I seriously could not stop shaking and laughing. He spent about 4-5 minutes with us and each soldier there; there were at least 50. He talked to everyone and…

This is one of those tough situations I encounter as well. I can only offer what I've learned from teaching thousands of students: She wants to engage. Do not. You seem to have made it VERY clear to her about which method is preferred.

"By the terms of the agreement, officers and men can return to their homes and remain until exchanged. You will take with you the satisfaction that proceeds from a consciousness of duty faithfully performed; and I earnestly pray that a Merciful God will extend to you His blessings and protection. But for the love of…

Funny but it wasn't that long ago when a huge majority of people thought that a African and a Caucasian being in a intimate relationship would bring the end of the world.

Wait. I thought ultrasounds weren't germane to the topic of abortion.

Well, this guy would make Kevin Swanson's head just totally 'splode:

You know, it sounds like not so subtle racism. No kidding.

I bet he has a secret subscription to Fornax.

Well, Martin Luther King.

Yeah, but the most outrageous stunt is the fall in Operation Condor. He was supposed to jump off a brick wall, grab a tree, and have the tree bend to break his fall. He missed. Fell about 30 feet and landed head first. He still has a hole in his skull from that incident. He's certifiable.

$168 seems like a lot to pay for a map that hasn't been accurate since 1958.

Long ago, in the early days of what was then called the "women's lib" movement, a great symphony orchestra in the American Middle West wanted to open its ranks to women musicians—really, it did—but its distinguished judges were forced to conclude (with deepest regret) that the problem was, women musicians simply…

Psst...the third Twilight movie is not either of the Breaking Dawns. That would be Eclipse.

I definitely wouldn't say he's dumb. He spoke articulately in both Spanish and English about Juche, as well as other elements of DPRK values, culture, and history. I wasn't an expert on the subject myself when I first reached out to him, but I came prepared with a list of relevant questions and he probably took about…

if this bed's a rockin' ...your downstairs neighbours will want to skin you alive.