I had to talk to my GP once because in high school my parents wouldn't let me see a psychologist. When I went in for a check up, I mentioned it and he asked some follow up questions and wrote a prescription right there.

My parents also wouldn't let me take them, but that's another story.

Are you not comfortable with your GP? 'Cause bluntness is O.K. Now your GP might say "Hey, this isn't really my area of expertise lets find you someone else." But Hell. If you are comfortable saying "Knock Knock." go for it. You may not get the exact answer you are looking for but you will get a start.

Drugs are my friends, so you'll get no "cut out gluten/drink more smoothies" talk from me. At your next appointment, at the beginning, when your GP says something like, "How are you," use that as an opening: "Actually, I've been feeling pretty down off and on for a few years and this year I haven't been able to shake…

PEOPLE! We made Sous-Vide steaks using an electric kettle, an electric thermometer, and a beer cooler. It was amazing! Fancy cooking redneck style.

K-POP fans unite!!! Let's show Jez how awesome this pop culture crack is.

Don't forget the best part: His nickname is "the Cooch."

If you genuinely have no laws in place that make it illegal for an adult to anally rape a minor, then you don't need a sodomy ban. You need a sexual assault code that isn't completely stupid and useless.

It's better said in something nearer the actual law school maxim:

This is not nearly as cool a tie-in as the "Cannibal Chianti" that one of my local-based movie theatre chains introduced earlier this year. I keep meaning to go buy a bottle (even though it's way more than the ~$5 I like to spend on a bottle) but I haven't got around to doing it. Yet.

Analysis shows Christians more willing to ignore problems and pretend everything is fine.

Christians on Twitter more likely to tweet inane platitudes.

Does anyone roll their eyes when someone calls the Bible the greatest story ever told? A year ago I read the Bible. THE WHOLE THING! I thought Edith Hamilitons' Mythology was much more interesting.

Crazy as it sounds, recent scholarship has revised it up to 7-10%. (My family included!) Though I prefer to think they simply foresaw American reality television and didn't want to subject their descendants.

YES! I fucking love Song Of Solomon. The day we found that during recess in 6th grade made religion class much more exciting. (Of course, we never covered it, but we held out hope...)

I could've lived quite happily without seeing that smarmy piece of shit GOP wet dream that someone calls "art" Thanks. Now I need to crawl under my bed in shame that the man who drew that picture lives in my state. :p

Literal filming of Song of Solomon

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Google Bombs

Is there a bowl of petunias to go with it?

He'll just tell her the Internet is for porn.

Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver!
She cooks like my mother and ....

"Taylor Swift is the whorish face of doomed America."