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Woah woah woahhhh, now! When was the last time you sat down and jammed out to the Deliverance soundtrack?!?

Big Brother was Dutch originally. But I take your point - Britain has plenty of trash TV. Big Fat Gypsy Weddings, anyone?

Didn't Big Brother start in the Netherlands?

But they did give us Simon Cowell...

Big Brother is a Dutch franchise, but there are plenty of truly awful homegrown, exploitative, lowest-common-denominator British shows.

"The brotherhood of the bell."

I don't think the article addressed a good reason why some people love CT which is they want to feel they are aware of special knowledge. There is a certain mystique to thinking you know something all the rest of us "suckers" don't know, hence the name "sheeple" used to describe people who supposedly follow what they…

Oh man, I would have been been screwed with these rules. When i was in middle school and early in high school it was the end of the crop-top era. ALL tanks and shirts were on the shorter side (now, they're often hip-length tunics) and although I'm short I have a reeeally long torso. My dad would tell me to cover my…

A smart IA would want to get out in front of the witch hunt holding a torch. If you know what I'm saying, HAL.

You go grandma! Fuck tradition and pull that curtain aside and get a good look. 10,000 strange men can watch but what about grandma?

Comment section filled with typical American responses. Hurrr durrrr look at that goop, look at that gunk. Ethnic food is like strange and stuff.

GET SOME HOT WATER! GET SOME IODINE!

Well according to that article a few weeks ago, the best thing you can do (heteronormatively speaking) is to have a life size doll printed with your face and then turned to the opposite gender. Apparently we'd all be madly in love with gender swapped versions of ourselves.

Lars Von Trier banned from Cannes for edgy Nazi jokes. Roman Polanski, fugitive child rapist, welcome back. Discuss.

The cancellation was bound to happen soon. Siffy rarely keeps its shows longer than 4 seasons, and never has more than five. For example:

I once had a nightmare that I had a crack baby. It just WOULD NOT stop smoking crack! I'd leave him in his crib to fall asleep, and then I'd hear the scratching of a lighter, and walk in to find him back on the pipe.

Awwww, Laura, you changed the picture! Dammit, now we can't make jokes about that old article any more...

Never forget, Jezebel. Never forget.

He's an astronaut. Of course he kicks ass. His job description is *literally*:

Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of Astronaut Chris Hadfield. On his continuing mission: to bring back the wonder of space, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no mustache has gone before.

No, this is a girl who was 17 and dating a 15 year old who was in an accelerated learning program and in the same classes as her. The bigoted parents of the younger girl waited until the older girl turned 18 and then brought charges. The way the idiotic law is written, their relationship was legal before, and now…