Well according to that article a few weeks ago, the best thing you can do (heteronormatively speaking) is to have a life size doll printed with your face and then turned to the opposite gender. Apparently we'd all be madly in love with gender swapped versions of ourselves.
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Lars Von Trier banned from Cannes for edgy Nazi jokes. Roman Polanski, fugitive child rapist, welcome back. Discuss.
I once had a nightmare that I had a crack baby. It just WOULD NOT stop smoking crack! I'd leave him in his crib to fall asleep, and then I'd hear the scratching of a lighter, and walk in to find him back on the pipe.
Awwww, Laura, you changed the picture! Dammit, now we can't make jokes about that old article any more...
Never forget, Jezebel. Never forget.
This ad is so controversial and cutting-edge it was done by Saatchi & Saatchi in 1969.
He's an astronaut. Of course he kicks ass. His job description is *literally*:
Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of Astronaut Chris Hadfield. On his continuing mission: to bring back the wonder of space, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no mustache has gone before.
No, this is a girl who was 17 and dating a 15 year old who was in an accelerated learning program and in the same classes as her. The bigoted parents of the younger girl waited until the older girl turned 18 and then brought charges. The way the idiotic law is written, their relationship was legal before, and now…
The ending of Titanic was actually a stealth critique on early 20th century feminism, the Suffrage Movement, their rise to the forefront of the national psyche, and their impact on the white male patriarchy.
Specifically, that the burden of equality would not be shared equally by all white males and would instead be,…
Professor Dong was Wong?
I love that the certificates on the wall are for completion of Scientology 'courses' (you can see them clearly if you pause at :45). The "OT" in the framed documents on the right stands for "Operating Thetan", a 'spiritual level' above 'Clear' in the 'Church' of 'Scientology'.
(Whew; I didn't know if I'd have enough…
One time, I was at the YMCA health fair and I got pulled aside by a chiropractor at a booth. I was around nine and they did some sort of "back scan" or evaluation on me. Afterwards, they told me I had scoliosis and all of these other problems, and if I didn't start coming in for regular adjustments I was going to…
When your wife is referred to a chiropractor by an actual (military!) doctor, make sure to go with her on that first visit.
Hello Kevin! Can I call you Kevin? Too bad, I'm calling you Kevin.
Funny, you didnt mention there IS a correlation.
Well luckily for us, this guy doesn't sit on any scientific or health related committees for Congress......oh wait.....he does....he sits on the Natural Resources and the Science, Space and Technology Committee. Well, he must at least have a M.S. or even a B.S. in something scientific, right? Nope, he has a B.A.…
"... were voted most likely to get married... "
Sounds good to me. Have Mary fighting her scheming mother-in-law, Catherine de Medici, show Mary's father-in-law Henri II's bloody death as a result of being struck in the head while jousting, have her watch some Protestants being burned, show her as a new widow contemplating marrying the king of Spain's idiot son and…