Holy crap, Oryx and Crake is coming true! ChickieNobs!!!

See, and my first thought was that the planners or the creative team leads have small kids at home, and have been reading "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie..." - one of the most annoying children's books ever - every night at bedtime for the last six months.

I am actually pro- most of government stamps of approval being a voluntary process, to include a large part of the FDA and the USDA. However, the issue is that uncertified goods will eventually be cheaper, meaning that the poor will be more at risk for food-borne pathogens.

However, as Doug cleverly fails to explain,…

I have a degree in animal and dairy science and grandparents with a dairy farm. Of course, I don't think hygiene has been thrown out the window. In fact, I think it was pretty clear in my original comment that I don't think that.

Wow! Please tell me you're joking. How can you make aged cheese without bacteria?

Also, milk can transmit some diseases, like TB. If you have a cow with TB, anyone drinking the milk could also get it. That said, I do believe if you own a cow, you can drink the milk in whatever way pleases you. But if you're going to insist on drinking raw milk, I believe goat's milk is supposed to be safer.

This? This is my mouth. This is where all my the things my brain does comes out. You would do well to watch this area because it's going to rip your pedantic arguments to shreds.

You know what else has "good bacteria" that won't potentially kill you? Yogurt and kefir. It doesn't matter how clean and up to code organic you keep your farm. One cow with a little bit of left over mud on her udder or one milker who forgets the pre-dip before milking and you've got a listeria, campylobacter, e.coli…

Posting this here, because I don't think the author of this article as well as many Jezzies (though yay for the Jezzies chipping in) understand the real controversy around Roe v. Wade and why Justice Ginsberg is criticizing it.

After the interview was over, she slipped out the back door, donned a silky black mask, and became her alter ego: RuthSlayderGinsburg. Stalking forced-pregnancy advocates in the dark of the night, delivering an altogether different style of justice. Their appeals fall on deaf ears, their writs of certiorari denied…

My bf and I were at the taping last night - and got to meet Baz Luhrmann afterwards! Best night ever, seriously

My friends who went to the high school my father taught chemistry at knew him as "that teacher who accidentally sat on sulphuric acid once." He regularly blew shit up in class (under controlled circumstances, of course).

"Hoda," said Hoda.

Oh I dunno... Can't speak for anyone else's pussy but... Sounds alright to me.

I agree with Imamonster. I think calling it a "schizophrenic" break is harmful and creates stigma towards people with schizophrenia. Since it implies that it's a common trait when it's not. Perhaps you mean psychotic break or psychosis?

did you go to high school in austin? i swear our teacher continued working well into his 80s just for the sheer joy of terrifying adolescents.

I think this gif is appropriate:

Every time there's an HPV or cancer post on Gawker/Jezebel I pipe up, so maybe people are starting to get sick of me. Nevertheless, this is really worth saying, but stop me if you've heard this one before.

More like University of NSFW, amirite?