I'm not sure humanity is capable of keeping conversations about religion civil.

You think it will get ugly? I thought it was a sad letter from a young lady trying to explain her choices to a distant mother.

That's gonna be tough. Some people really, REALLY hate religion.

Well that was unexpected good news. I think that this sort of public apology actually works because it is one more voice marginalizing this practice. This will go down with wart charming as one of those "hummmm... people believed that once upon a time?" things. (I hope).

America does not have royals, so it's okay. Her message is aimed solely at us yankee peasants.

That must have been what I read. Poor Otto and poor Anne. :( Imagine having to read stuff like that in your dead daughter's journal or having your dad read it when you are gone.

Later, when asked on her opinion of Grumpy Cat, Li'l Bub alleged responded with a scathing "Hhhhng, hhhhng, hhhhhnfg" before dismissing reporters with a violent nap.

oh gosh. I grew up in northville. most repressed town ever. my neighbors weren't allowed to go trick or treating because it was satanic.

I'm just hanging out with a well-trained group of dudes, no camo!

I know if i had a vagina i would certainly want wood pulp to be inserted into it. Because nothing says extreme pleasure like splinters in my hypothetical lady bits. Makes me wonder why all the Entwives left if wood is so good as a sexual stimulant.

After lurking for many moons I was approved as a Gawker commenter and then as a Jezebel commenter about 5 years ago. Eventually I even got a star under the old system. Hurrah! But then, alas, the old system was replaced and then the newer system was also replaced and my stars disappeared, never to return, and I was…

Okay, the hierarchy (from what I can tell) is as follows:

I'm completely mesmerized.

Okay fine, but The View From Saturday has always been my favorite. I discovered it at a time when I was feeling bummed about being smart (my elementary school classmates teased me), and this book was all, "Hey, look, smart people are really awesome! And they still make friends! And they have clubs and get to make book…

Yeah, but he also cheated on her. Lots. So, he loses points for that. And, according to Martha Jones, he had stinky breath. And nearly destroyed the whole world, which yes, the Doctor sorted out for him, and doesn't really lose him boyfriend points per se, but does bear mentioning. My verdict: Good for a fling…

But don't you dare ask for money to help raise a child you didn't want on our tax dollars! You will get a massive smack-down! We want you to suffer for being such an idiot.

a while a go a lended my orange box to my 12 year old nephew, last week he came and asked me, when is half life 3 coming out ? ... the poor thing

I'm calling it now. It will be released with a HL3 Branded Oculus Rift.

March 3rd, 2033, at 3:33:33, Gabe Newell will walk out on a stage, fart, and leave.