Well, if the Ezekiel bread was totally biblical, it would have been baked using human feces.

On a side note, UK prime minister Gordon Brown once got eviscerated in the press for handwriting a letter to the parents of a dead soldier in Sharpie.

The Oval Office is also a primarily ceremonial space that is only really used for photo-ops.

THE MONEY WAS JUST RESTING IN THAT ACCOUNT!

Dunham should really just stop talking at this point.

Lady should really just stop talking while she is still ahead.

By the way, Korobeiniki does have real lyrics in Russian. it’s about a street peddler who promises to come back to his lover after selling his wares in the big city. But he was killed by a greedy forest ranger on his way home. 

Have you watched Supersizers with Sue Perkins?

But on the other hand, Mrs. Beeton thought the proper way to cook pasta was to boil it for one hour and forty-five minutes.

“Ils sont fous ces gaulois”

Too deep the Japanese delved there, and woke the nameless fear.

Time to install that William Tecumseh Sherman statue in Atlanta.

So, the one with the old-school sanitary napkins (with that belt thing) or the one with the Maxipad?

Jezebel.com is, at its core, a gossip rag. So temper your expectations accordingly.

Brace yourselves, here comes the “WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ!” brigade.

HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO KIDS!

Most of the current drop in Cervical Cancer in Australia right now is due to the country publicly funding Pap smears in 1991.

This article feels strangely Bourgeois and I have no idea why.

“It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, you’re fine, it’s fine...”

Has Hardwick ever courted the GamerGate crowd? Back when that was going on Hardwick was considered an SJW.