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And his girlfriend is Karlie “teach girls computer programming” Kloss.

Blessed be the fruit.

Some people literally forgets how to be alone.

Also, his strawberry jam is great.

The two stories have been making the rounds in Canadian media and one of the big takeaway morals of the story that people seems to be repeating is the idea that:

The old timey way of teaching math was to drill the long division algorithm into the kids heads but not really explain why they are carrying the one. It saves some time and energy for the teacher as you can teach the kids faster (and it is expected that not all of them will progress far enough in math to need to know

Be honest Rich, you had a Prince-Hologram-rage-article pre-written and ready to go, eh?

Poor Taylor Swift. Even her love songs can supernaturally cause break ups.

In Canada, they were supposed to have a big blow-out party in Ottawa for the end of the 150th anniversary celebration. They just canceled it because it’s gonna be -40C (after windchill) on New Years Eve night.

What about beating your man to death with a leg of lamb and feeding the results to the cops?

Hey, why fight the patriarchy when there are so many easy targets to spit at?

Pretty low bar, eh.

Press B to bite cartridge

Just a bit of a quibble, in Far Cry 2, You can select your player character’s race and background—but the default is still a white guy from America.

The Movie was highly competent and workman-like.

Someone get Dakota Johnson a backboard STAT. I think they snapped her spine for that poster.

I serious doubt the Rich Ritchie Richersons of the NYC will a) send their kids to public school, and b) have their kids eat the swill coming from school cafeterias.

But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1989.

And another thing is that the Emperor of Japan is the High Priest of Shintoism (a lot of historians describe the role of the Japanese Emperor as closer to that of a pope than a king). Which means that a) I doubt too many Western Aristocrats are willing to convert to Shintoism, and b) it’s kinda doubtful if a Western