Or to flip the narrative around:

Bryan Fuller was not involved with the Movie adaptation of Hannibal (I’m guessing the one with Julianne Moore)?

Also, I think Gain an had quite a bit of screen and tv experience (He did the English translation of Princess Mononoke and episodes of Doctor Who and Babylon 5).

To put thing in a bit of perspective, most already-successful authors are given “the right of final say” as a matter of course when they sign over their book to be adapted. The difference is that EL James is basically the first author who exercised her full rights (cuz most of them are mature-ass adults who know when…

Everyone who laughed should be fired too.

Well, what have you done for the poor lately?

That looks like something out of a Science-Fiction themed BDSM porno.

I think it would be more comfortable to just stand for the whole plane ride.

Pill-pushing Chiropractor

Well, I heard that motherfucker had like thirty goddamn dicks.

And LBJ, can’t get through a weekend without him pulling out his Jumbo.

Well, Washington is well ripped:

It ain’t accurate, but it’ll blow your fuckin’ mind.

Next up, Battlefield 1776.

He’s keeping that hand soft with Vaseline in the glove. For his woman.

Quoth the Bard: the bawdy hand of the dial is now upon the prick of noon.

Not even upperclass, a Baronetage is an “invented” title sold by the Crown in the 18th century to raise cash.