Dat fiscal prudence doe.

I mean, they already shot the ad for it.

When I worked at a hospital--they taught me that you can hold off changing blankets and sheets, but always try to change the pillowcases daily.

I’m a big fan of the Cuban euphemism, “the Special Period in Time of Peace”

But it’s the part where he tries to justify ruling by midnight decrees as a public safety issue that strikes a bit too close to the Nazi playbook.

If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the “bad” would rush into our country during that week. A lot of bad “dudes” out there!

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Well, everything is legal in New Jersey.

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

One for North Dakota and one for South Dakota.

To be fair, with a well knapped chunk of obsidian you can slice a man in half before he even notices.

“There’s a vibration that people can give off to take people down or lift people up, and you just have to be aware what direction you’re going, and that’s really what this work is about. What is it that you’re saying in there, and what is it that you’re believing?”

[headdesk] I have no idea I missed that.

On a side note, currently all the Justices are Catholics and Jews. Which I imagine would give the Founding Fathers a nice case of the vapors.

Talk less

Also, Pig shits are not as easy to clean as dogs and cats—they are always a bit on the runny end.

Yes, that’s when you eat it.

Also, a fairly baffling ignorance of Catholic theology--considering that procuring an IVF is already verboten and a mortal sin in of itself.

Taytay collecting Lena Dunham into her friends circle didn’t do as much for her feminist cred as she hoped it would.

Well, first you have to believe that Mister Trump is a true follower of Christ.