He’d get a Hero of the Soviet Union medal, a nice dacha outside Stalingrad, and a brand new Trabant coupe when he defects?

It went the way of the milkman and the paperboy.

Ave Satana. plz

We are all gonna die.

I could have sworn that’s not how isolationism is supposed to work.

Can we have a knitted Tauntaun carcass too?

Show me on the doll where Taylor touched you.

In other news, it is confirmed that the pope is Catholic, poops in the woods.

We can throw in a complimentary lifetime supply of Absinthe.

Kinder, Küche, Kirche.

Except that one time where it was actually lupus.

Lupus is a disease you really do not want to have if you are public figure. Considering that one of the bigger triggers for Lupus flareups is stress.

Fuck it, time to go buy guns and start the revolution.

Victoria Secrets does Final Fantasy cosplay.

That’s Mormons for ya.

There is probably a minor pagan religion somewhere out there where the monthly burning of the Menstrual matter is a major ceremony.

Was Mr. Eliot a clit-man?

Like a good vibrator, it’s small and discrete until you get it on you clit.

Or this medicine business be some hard shit?

Not until January 21.