There is probably a minor pagan religion somewhere out there where the monthly burning of the Menstrual matter is a major ceremony.

Was Mr. Eliot a clit-man?

Like a good vibrator, it’s small and discrete until you get it on you clit.

Or this medicine business be some hard shit?

Not until January 21.

HOT PRIESTS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

I hope y’all kept that backpack with the Canadian flag patch glued on from the Bush years.

To be fair, the legislators came up with this decision while reading the 1965 Alabama Literacy Test. According to which, no one in America is literate.

We can always build a work camp in Poland and get them to pay for it.

Did someone play the Harry Potter theme song too?

I’m kinda reminded of John Barrowman talking about Torchwood, which was already considered an “adult” show by UK standards—and they were literally not allowed to show Captain Jack pointing a gun directly at the camera (he was always a bit off center so the viewer cannot see down the gun barrel). This was also the show…

Pratt is a serious practicing Christian and likes his guns. Which in Hollywood gossip terms makes him the head of the GOP-California branch.

The cat thing, wasn’t that because her son was born like ten weeks premature and does not do to well on the immune system front?

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, Amen.

I am rather gratified to find out that the Dress has its own Wikipedia article.

The day we hit the 1.5 trillion dollar mark, I believe.

I’m kinda reminded of that time they tried to protest France not participating in the Iraq War--by buying French wine by the caseload and pouring it down the drain.

He was a dreamboat in The Fault in our Stars. (in which he was Shailene Woodley’s boyfriend.)

At least it’s not black and blue.

I mean, when a paranoid jackass like J. Edgar Hoover tells you that internment camps are useless...