He’s trying to lose the Jewish vote?

The guy can magically generate a vaseline camera filter around himself in command.

These people have no taste. Blossom is much hotter with glasses on.

HEY! LISTEN!

I believe the “Woods” was where they used to stash all the good porn.

Cuz pies are food, not friends.

Fun fact, Quaker Oats has literally nothing to do with actual Quakers. It’s just an advertising move that stuck.

Mazel Tov, Mother Fucker!

Well, except for the Quakers.

What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him? If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, and one of you says to them, “Depart in peace, be warmed and filled,” but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it…

For all of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ. There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. And if you belong to Christ, then you are Abraham’s seed and heirs according to the promise.

Well, they were gonna bang.

Adorable Adorkable

Where’s Taylor Swift? Is TayTay too high-falutin’ Yankee for country now?

I now want to fight Reapers from the first person perspective.

It’s “The Lucky One” which I think is only on the deluxe edition of RED.

I think she literally wrote a song about that.

I guess it’s because her childhood was not as hardscrabble as your average “started from the bottom now we’re here,” story.

The Affordable Care Act is 10,535 page.

GREEN? The Color of Islam on the Birthday of the Bebie Jebus?