“You see, Mr. Simpson, a man, well, he’ll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But even the Devil can’t fool a dog!”

Apropos of nothing, I thing we should really bring back the words Goodman and Goodwife.

“For the love of Hecate, Ms. Pressman, we’ve invented buttons and sleeves for a reason.”

It’s more leftover D&D/Satanism panic from the 80s than anything else.

I’ve seen this movie, and it does not end well for the people firing her (in this life or the next).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

I mean, how much could a banana cost?

Apparently, Her Most Britannic Majesty prefers cash.

Because our government could not be assed to do so themselves.

“Blessed are the Zionist Jews, who kept us alive, sustained us, and enabled us to reach this season.”

And here I thought it’s never lupus.

INAD, but you are probably fine with the frostnip, but it is still a bad idea—all that inflammation from the constant frost damage is probably not going to do your body much favors in the long run (you are just going to lose capiliary blood flow into the exposed area and it’s going to make them even more susceptable…

The dead cells are eaten by macrophage white blood cells, like all other cells that die or go cancerous in your body. But in guess in rare cases, The dead cells fragments trigger a really strong inflammatory response and your body freaks out a little bit—leading to that hyperplasia.

You go George Eliot, smack those silly lady novelists hard.

Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger, kinda racist of a name, no?

What about a tee that just says “2 Kings 9:33”?

Did you know, The emperor Claudius decreed that darting is to be allowed at his parties because one of his guests tried to hold one in and almost died of a distended colon.

But if it was like that, then you’d get fistfights every Sunday because when they get to ‘Blessed art Thou, O Lord, teach me Thy statutes’, half of the congregation would make a metany at the waist, and half would make a full prostration, and then they’d start to argue, and the service doesn’t even finish because of…