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We must introduce him to the CIA Acoustic Kitty.

Wow, the haters are particularly salty tonight.

Liberty U, where we are so pro-gun that we banned open carry of firearms .

“If you gave Jerry Falwell an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox.”

You are welcome.

And you know this how?

It’s probably a pain in the Arr-se too.

Harper hired a hairstylist?

Damn Americans!

Part of the idea behind the ritual of the ladies “withdrawing” to the Drawing Room (i.e. the Withdrawing Room) at the middle of dinner parties was so that the men and women would have a chance to go to have a pee.

To quote the famous Restoration sex manual The School of Venus (1680) about early condoms:

The painting is “La Toilette intime (Une Femme qui pisse)“ by François Boucher (1970). The guy was pretty famous back in the day and was known for standing on the strange intersection between Rococco and porn.

I too, want a toilet bowl called the DELUGE.

This was the John Snow that knew something.

It’s called a bourdaloue, and you use it like so:

Kill them all, God will know his own.

I object! This is offensive to actual hillbillies

Gong hei fat choy to you too, asshole.