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It’s a better job than that time Janet Varney tried to waterbend.

It was in June, I’m assuming it was either a graduation or bachlorette party that has gone off the rails. It did not appear to be...used when I threw it out. Although the experience did inform me that a suprising number of Canadians can’t pronounce the word “dildo” correctly.

No fair, the only I cool thing cleaned out from my McDonald’s parking lot was a double sided dildo.

I think the city of Beijing has already got that one sewn up.

And I am in lesbian with you!

If you ever decide to key your “friend’s” car, I will vouch for you in court.

So it shall be written, so it shall be done.

Or is it a riding crop?

Are they even alive to begin with?

What more needs be said?

“She didn’t want Lilly to learn about black history,” he said, “She just wanted her to learn about the Confederacy.”

There is something fundamentally unnerving about Canadians holding heavy weaponry. It’s like watching a cat walk on two legs.

Who is Camilla Belle??

That Chinese Law was only on the books for two years and has been repealed in 2014.

“If English was good enough for Jesus...”

Damn, this is some hardcore Anne of Green Gables MacGyvering.