"we may be genocidal maniacs, but we understand the importance of dairy."

Nah, Kloss will housesit for Swift when she's on tour.

Take over Mr. Christie and monopolize the global baked goods industry.

Load one, Skip one, Load four.

The fact that you are still talking tells me you are lying.

I mean, has anyone ever seen Adulto? How do we know that she isn't locked in the cage right now, being forced to type pro-Taylor propaganda under threats of torture?

"her snotty little family all dressed in pastels."

She's one of Taylor's sleeper agents, released into the wild to lure us into Taylor's $20 million penthouse trap.

Gillian Anderson was 24 when she started on the X Files, and she was supposed to be an MD and an FBI agent.

The interviewer did point that out immediately after, and she dialed it down to "ambitious senator's aide."

Taylor Swift for True Detective season two.

The film's really cheap and it's guaranteed to make it's money back ten times over, there is literally no reason for them not to make the rest of the films—the moneymen can literally just replace the entire creative team and start over.

The Wikipedia (peace be upon it) tells me that EL James used to work as a film manager's assistant. So I guess there may be a bit of the "woman thinks she can do everything because she used to work works in the biz, man" syndrome going on.

What's next? Plague doctors on the county payroll and a tax on garlic to deal with the pestilential miasma generated by the great unwashed?

You mean like these patriotic tunes? It's got flag waving and everything!

New Biology Curriculum:

A prude in the streets, a freak in the tweets.

They are like THURSH, except more incompetent.

The last time the KKK affected English history was when Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote a Sherlock Holmes story about it.