fucking right though

“on one issue”

Better safe than sorry.

We are legion in Seattle.

I wonder how many parents change their mind about kids and can’t opine that cause it makes them look bad.

This was pre-Amazon. Picture a company that made billing solutions for cell phone switches pre-unlimited flat fee calling. They were just one of the fun-filled software companies that DH has worked for since we’ve been married.

We’re just outside of Seattle. DH works in the software industry. In other words, I would have been showing our potential baby a picture of Daddy because he was doing his usual 80-100 hour work weeks.

This is dumb. If you don’t have personal CC devices, just turn on the captioning. Sure, someone might get annoyed, but people without disabilities just need to learn that the world doesn’t revolve around them.  

“Professor, wasn’t there an assignment due today?”. Is what the asshole said at the end of class in one of my college courses to a forgetful professor.

“Don’t we have a test today?”, said the kid to the 5th grade teacher when class was almost over.
Fuck you Chad.

Oh man, now you’ve gotten me mad all over again at my HOA and asshole neighbors who report everything to them (apparently my landscaping, which I pay a shitload for BTW, isn’t good enough? We have a “design committee” which is just a bunch of bored housewives walking the neighborhood and judging other people’s homes…

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

SENPAI NOTICED ME

My wife loves the leggings but it’s a totally losing proposition for the people that get stuck doing the sales. They have to buy inventory from LuLaRoe and then resell it. LuLaRoe makes their money from the sales “consultants” who have to hope they’re able to sell the inventory that’s taken over a whole room of…

Wow.

I’m a vet using the post-9/11 GI bill and I recently (2 weeks ago) just got a bill for 3k. It’s probably because I dropped a class I was struggling in to save my GPA, and it took me under the full time minimum, but I actually have no idea, because they don’t tell you why you owe, simply that you do.

Hi there,

Agreed.

This gif is me whenever a man tries to compliment me