It’s a Friday end of the week sex post. We’re all firmly in tongue-in-[cheek] mode.

I was just about to come here to humblebrag (not really, but that’s exactly how it would’ve sounded so I didn’t) about how lucky I am that my husband and I have taken on a new hobby lately where he’s learning all of the special things he can do to me and the different effects they have. We’ve been married less than 2…

Exactly. How is having homeless people hold up antisemitic signs funny? Even if you’re a neo-nazi piece of garbage, jokes like that have to be super old by now.

I’ve hired a lot of sales people who make $200-400k per year and they constantly seem broke. They are the kind of people who can’t go 3 months unemployed without a crisis.

I never thought we were poor, growing up. My parents didn’t get me tons of toys or anything, but I thought it was because they were strict, not because they couldn’t afford them.

One thing that has bugged me for 40 years:

T-Mobile also has a bunch of less-obvious benefits, like free international roaming (albeit at 3g speeds) and free access to some in-flight wifi. I initially tried T-Mobile a few years ago and wasn’t happy with coverage, but decided to give it another try a few weeks ago...pleased so far, but we’ll see how it goes…

Haha absolutely not. I am happy to debate The Force Awakens cuz it was a good movie with some issues, but the prequels are a can of worms on a completely different plain of existence haha.

Thank you. Redacted’s a joke.

“Midochlorians, motherfucker. DEAL WITH IT.”

You just described Anakin from the Episode 1 and Luke from Episode 4 (minus Han who was a bit condescending towards Luke at first). Rey was basically along for the ride and just useful to the other protagonists until the third act when she realizes she can use the Force - which kind of explains why she’s so adept at a…

Seriously. Luke had like 3 days of training and held out how long against Darth fucking Vader? And Ren is no Darth fucking Vader.

You realize that when you call a character a Mary Sue you are literally describing 90% of the characters in any movie or TV show right?

It’s not even that. It’s capitalism, with companies saying they don’t want to be associated with his brand. They have that right, pure and simple.

Why do the anti-PC folks always turn out to be the biggest snowflakes?

Alternatively, there isn’t a “right” man because monogamy isn’t for everyone.

Well, Smash ‘n Splash 2 ran 20XXTE on all of their Melee setups last summer and it seemed to go off without a hitch. And from my experience using it on my setup I bring to tournaments and other’s setups, it’s really painless to use.

No idea what 20XX is, but it looks like a joke that turned into a mod? I’ve been out of the scene for a long time since then. I switched back to FPS tourneys.

Marth looks absolutely horrible, like a child playing dress up. And it’s boring. Alfonse and Sharena are generic. I’ve never been a fan of Virion’s design and I don’t like him in Heroes either.

On a local level that literally was the case. From what people say online it seems that is supported in other regions as well. I’m sure it got better, but in the Melee era, No Items, all Fox, Final Destination was the rule at local tourneys and the defacto option in the larger tourneys. It’s a meme because that’s what…

How often do you find yourself throwing away a set of headphones because the battery wasn’t usable anymore? I’ve got multiple bluetooth headphones/ear pieces that have lasted years without issue.

How often do you find yourself throwing away a set of headphones because the battery wasn’t usable anymore? I’ve…