or maybe it’ll help narrow your options down to a true soul mate.

I was told (this is not my opinion and I don’t condone stereotyping) that it means you’re married or gay. I’ve been told this by many people at the dog park so I tend to believe it’s a common stereotype (but again, I don’t condone it).

Two dogs however... Powerful signal to back away. I would always laugh at the dog park. One of my dogs is very clingy and sticks near me, so a woman would walk up and start chatting with me. Then my other dog ran up and she would go “Ohhhhhh you have two dogs....sorry I didn’t realize” and then leave. This happened…

I think this hit piece is a trash (From Comet. Not your writing Megan. You rock). Millennials are increasingly having to deal with debt and low wages along with a failing ecosystem in ways that recent generations did not. First this generation is slammed for being too flighty and irresponsible (avocado toast), then…

ah...yeah I should have checked Black Hamster’s posting history first. One of Kinja’s longer running trolls I see...

Vibranium-Man suit? Yes please...

but...I am... or at best a giant man-child? I’m Sorry. I didn’t mean to say anything pandering.

I knew this movie would be a big deal. I went to a theater that’s predominantly asian and white, but the audience that day? I am pretty sure I was the only white boy there. The movie is something special. I want to go back and see it again.

The mechanics? Do we need to get out birds and bees? There’s something cathartic for two people who hate each other to take out that aggression in a healthy way.

Her poor running shoes....

I side eye the guys who go over to the girls and offer to critique their form unprovoked, but who will literally ignore another dude who asks for help. Gyms are about the most uninviting place for new people. Mind you I’m not great or anything, but if someone asks for help I do my best to give the limited stuff I know…

the 8 yearold boy behind me at the theater was terrified. I heard lots of other kids telling their parents they were scared during the movie though I’m not sure of their age. Just the one behind me. You know your kid best, but I would not recommend it.

interestingly enough they don’t test crashes at 60mph typically. Aren’t crash tests all done at 40mph?

I always thought it had to do with getting your ass kicked. But agree, definitely never heard it associated with anal sex.

His day-job he was fired from did dry cleaning and shirt pressing. He probably hasn’t had to do laundry for years.

Hey now.. Don’t be bringing us wrinkly shirt wearers into this. We totally disavow this dude’s bullshit.

Everyone is a founder these days. Even in the PNW someone says they’re a CEO or founder and I’m like “Okay kiddo”. I gotta say though, I don’t get this sentiment about women flocking to men with money. Speaking as someone in a city with huge wealth disparity, money does not seem to be as much of a factor. Mrs. Macross…

Babies, sure. Children? Hell no. Do you remember being a child?

yeah. Actually I see it a ton online, but it’s permeated everywhere. Even pre-internet my mom experienced this. So while I agree that there are no prizes doled out (unless you’re a celeb with a lifestyle brand maybe) there’s certainly plenty of judgement. It’s certainly not maid up or in anyone’s head. I haven’t had…

Well there’s also such pressure to be the perfect mom and not being the perfect mom is some sort of complete failure. Like one of those memes saying “I guess I should just die” or something. It’s a nightmare. My wife thinks she is going to be one of those cool chill moms who doesn’t stress out about this kind of stuff…