I live in flippin’ Seattle.

I wonder how effective that “work” is as well. hard to be productive on the beach...

Whenever someone says “Wouldn’t it be wonderful to work from home” I give them side eye and a resounding “NO”. Once in awhile WFH is nice, but I would go batty otherwise.

Makes me so mad any time someone barks about affirmative action. I interview a ton of people for my job and we make careful painstaking hiring decisions, so when we hire someone that isn’t a cis-hetero-white dude (which is not as often as we should) and someone else shits on it claiming affirmative action, I just want…

I was so proud of my sub 30min 5k :(

Lots of Clinique in there with high marks. I always heard it was garbage but this has me re-thinking... Thanks for the tip!

Maybe because I’m not fem. Maybe they’re confused why a cis hetero dude is in there, but yeah it’s usually something along the lines of “Oh this product is great. what kind of skin does your girlfriend have?” “uh not relevant, this is for me.” “Oh this product isn’t for you. This is for women...” and then gives me…

That’s what I noticed. Sephora stopped carrying most of their mens stuff (including Anthony’s which was somewhat decent) and I get shitty comments from people there when I buy women’s products, so I usually send the Mrs. to get that stuff. Or I go to Ulta because they don’t seem to GAF who buys what.

I’ve never heard of it before. Sounds dangerous. Do they have lots of beard stuff? That was my biggest gripe about the other men’s boxes...no matter how many times I told them that my face is a hairless hellscape they still send me flippin beard lube.

I’ll check it out! It’s an add-on item though :( The most dastardly of Amazon items.

+1 I’m a dude and I’m jealous of her skin.

My Vit C serums always turned orange super fast (meaning they’re oxidized and no longer useful). How long do yours last?

I’m a dude and I had to get pried away from the men’s birchbox. I kept getting cool stuff that I objectively don’t need. The skincare stuff was nice though.

gotta take care of yourself. And in my experience, people don’t help themselves based on one of those ultimatums. You really should just leave.

Pretty sure the racist elf has stockpiles of rope...

the funny thing is it fucks over Highly Compensated Employees (HCE) who can actually save over 18k. People who are non-HCE already have trouble getting anywhere close to their caps and because of this, many companies fail the discrimination clause on 401k eligibility. Because of this, HCE employees get their 401k…

I love when waiters/waitresses joke around with me and seem to be having a great time. I always tip extra for those that make me laugh.

Prius is missing one as well :(

Agreed this game was terrifying. There was also an under water math game where you were a sub and there were these roided out sharks that killed you. That game was also terrifying, but some of the questions were outright stupid.

“...of what I truly believe is the best holiday in the entire calendar year.”