Well I’m being honest. The funny thing is that I will be completely at ease and kind of just let my guard down. And later as I’m going to sleep my guard goes back up and I’m like “dear god what have I done???”

have your friends told you that it’s odd? Because mine were SUPER clear... :-\

I will get drunk out with friends, leave, and then later that night be like “WTF MAYBE I SAID SOMETHING BAD AND DON’T KNOW IT!” So I send everyone I met up with a nice text saying how wonderful it was to see them again as like a cover I guess? I found out later that everyone found that incredibly odd. Like they were…

Wow there is a special place in hell for those people.

What do you mean? It’s trivial to take a gym down. I play for 2 minutes every day while my dog takes a piss outside and I’m level 31. I have top tier pokemon and more items than I know what to do with. I live in the city so I am sensitive to rural players having issues, but I’ve been out to rural areas and gyms are…

I inferred that you have children. Do you think kids speed up the process or put it off a few more years?

Did you make it through or are you in the middle of it? Like I said, I’m not there yet, but advice is always welcome.

Whys that? What about the 7th and 8th years? (Haven’t quite made it there so I’m curious)

If anything those tools like OKCupir seem to teach a different lesson. If you manage to find someone that fits, hold on! Because you meet so many people that don’t and can’t ever fit with your life. That person who does may not be the person you envisioned but they’re amazing

oh my god came here to post this. My puppy gave me this look when I brought her home. Even a dog has figured out that I’m not god almighty and now she gets pissed off at me if I move around too much on the couch.

you’re right. It is totally not funny how someone can physically, verbally, and sexually violate someone repeatedly and get away with it under the law to the point that a woman feels she has no other option than to cut off the abuser’s dick.

word. Girl took a long time to drop that scrub.

He believes in Blue Lives Matter, and he’s part of the military sooooo......

Mike Drucker is an american treasure. The times that he appears on Comedy Button are pure gold.

As a child I was never clear how the siblings could survive on such a small amount of cash. I remember going to the sandwich shop in the Chicago museum of history and I think it was $5 at the time which was insanity. I was 4 and was like “LOLRUHIGH?”

totally!!! I am like “well I need to get with SOMEBODY...I guess the female pilot?” but that’s a little pointless. I just don’t care about anyone. The first character I actually cared about was the psychotic priest that begged me not to blow up his cathedral. It was the first (and so far ONLY) real performance in that…

totally!!! I am like “well I need to get with SOMEBODY...I guess the female pilot?” but that’s a little pointless. I…

I had no idea who Victoria Justice is but I googled her and saw she was born in the 90s and retched a little. Uhg. The thought of Woody Allen playing any role with her makes me sick.

Hey now. I’m 30 and look 13. That looks like a pretty solid weekend BBQ to me. Don’t blame glorious meat on this man’s rapid aging.

That’s incredibly shitty. I’m so sorry for your mom.