you’re right. It is totally not funny how someone can physically, verbally, and sexually violate someone repeatedly and get away with it under the law to the point that a woman feels she has no other option than to cut off the abuser’s dick.

word. Girl took a long time to drop that scrub.

He believes in Blue Lives Matter, and he’s part of the military sooooo......

Mike Drucker is an american treasure. The times that he appears on Comedy Button are pure gold.

As a child I was never clear how the siblings could survive on such a small amount of cash. I remember going to the sandwich shop in the Chicago museum of history and I think it was $5 at the time which was insanity. I was 4 and was like “LOLRUHIGH?”

totally!!! I am like “well I need to get with SOMEBODY...I guess the female pilot?” but that’s a little pointless. I just don’t care about anyone. The first character I actually cared about was the psychotic priest that begged me not to blow up his cathedral. It was the first (and so far ONLY) real performance in that…

totally!!! I am like “well I need to get with SOMEBODY...I guess the female pilot?” but that’s a little pointless. I…

I had no idea who Victoria Justice is but I googled her and saw she was born in the 90s and retched a little. Uhg. The thought of Woody Allen playing any role with her makes me sick.

Hey now. I’m 30 and look 13. That looks like a pretty solid weekend BBQ to me. Don’t blame glorious meat on this man’s rapid aging.

That’s incredibly shitty. I’m so sorry for your mom.

Mrs. Macross is putting the pressure on now, though we’re very close in age. I found when I was in my early 20s and dating women in their 30s, those women had ZERRRROOOO interest in using up their eggs. Then again I’m in the godless north.

I got an earful from a conservative friend about how wrong it is to punch a nazi, because violence is never the answer. It was quite a heated argument ending with me asking him if this was really the hill he wanted to die on. Defending nazis. And he countered that that’s what being american means. UHG.

Someone 15 years my junior I think might be a crime.... But yeah before I met Mrs. Macross I had a hard minimum age for dating. Maybe I passed up on someone great who was just a few months too young but I felt very uncomfortable dating someone more than a couple years younger than me.

Is it? I mean sort of...but there’s this whole joke from I think Firefly about pedophilia being similar to talking in the theater. Come the fuck on. It’s just texting. I get how you paid a whole $10-17 for a movie but do you get pissy when the usher walks by with his red light? That’s WAY more distracting than a phone…

I remember the advice I got from my former boss. Wait until my mid 30s and marry a woman in her early 20s. Best of both worlds. The advice was reprehensible but most of the people on the team (men and women) agreed. All of the women on my team married guys 15 years their senior so they could have kids early in their…

Dov Charney was really impressed.

Yes I had the same thought, but somehow mine appears indestructible. Mine fell out of a moving vehicle, bounced on the pavement going 30 MPH, and still functions. I do not understand it.

I’ve heard from others. I don’t have an answer other than I’ve had a poor experience with them. I mean they keep my balls nice and cool which is awesome, but mine just fell apart so quickly. Compared with meundies and Tommy John which seem to be invulnerable.

I’ve heard from others. I don’t have an answer other than I’ve had a poor experience with them. I mean they keep my…

I like the uniqlo a lot but they fall apart so fast. I don’t understand because their seamless underwear takes a beating.

I like the uniqlo a lot but they fall apart so fast. I don’t understand because their seamless underwear takes a…

+9000 meundies

+9000 meundies

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