Jesus dude - just because Helen Keller wouldn’t go down on you, it’s no reason to hate all blind people.

Anne Frank is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more.

“He lost a temporary tooth eating a baguette at breakfast.”

...except when they’re looking in a mirror.

I love when people in (insert shitty rust belt city) think their shitty rust belt city’s “redevelopment” is any less doomed than any of the other shitty rust belt cities that have attempted the exact same redevelopment over the last 25 years.

“Nowadays.................it is still a small city in decline and people still call it “the Bucket”.

Yeah but I’m pretty sure a 50-yarder in the CFL is only like a 19-yarder in America, thanks to the Metric System.

I won’t be impressed until he hits a HR after he has Tommy John surgery.

Assume they used the same production company that was used to create this:

This is horrible, disgusting, and terrible - yet still a million times less gross than Skyline Chili.

“Oakland has been back-breakingly generous to the Raiders over the years, and for their loyalty they’ve been used and dumped and replaced.”

You obviously have forgotten the Casey McGehee pinstripes era.

Am I the only one that wants to see Berman and A-Rod together on Sunday nights?

Justin says:

Meanwhile. he’ll throw 108 pitches and end up with the following line:

“Harvey comes across as mature and reasonable here, but just wait until the next time he and the Mets are sitting next to each other on an airplane and the Mets try to get a little of that armrest.”

“I just got hammered somewhere and woke up on Saturday with a raging hangover. The eleventh of August 2016 was a Thursday.”

Le sigh.

At least they’re a company that prides themselves on diversity. I mean - I see some differing shades of orange here:

I agree.