The hair helps take your eyes off the gills hanging from his face.

This is easily the biggest embarrassment America has had in Asia this week. Or day. Or minute. Yeah - minute.

I’m pretty sure that isn’t the first word Ty Cobb would’ve used to describe Patrice Evra.

Anne Frank is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more.

The most amazing part of this play has always been that Sid Bream, who was so fast you could time him with a sundial, scored from second.

No one complains when the Cleveland Browns do this 16 Sundays a year.

17? I’ll take the under.

Is dude on the right wearing pants? I don’t want to know, but I sort of need confirmation of pants to eliminate this visual from tonight’s nightmares.

When asked about his history of NFL concussions, Junior Seau declined comment.

You really think the NFL would make a decision based solely on money and not the good of their players or fans?

Or shot a black guy eating Skittles.

I work literally 2 blocks from City Hall.

“Who Wins A Fight Between Trump And Kim Jong-Un?”

“Catwees” must be a strange Estonian translation of “Budweiser.”

My brother went to UD and upon graduation our mom got him a mug that said “Dayton: I’ve Been There” - I think that’s still the nicest thing anyone has ever thought to say about Dayton.

Nowhere does it mention this guy’s second choice for his railfan tattoo:

Does this mean that they won’t be retroactively recognizing my 3 year undefeated streak (Sophomore-Senior Year, inclusive) on NHL 96 using the Calgary Flames?

I think we all know the answer to this question is E-sports.

“I watched every single Blackhawks game, with the exception of a few when I’m in Nebraska for Thanksgiving and Christmas”

This is nothing compared to the seagulls at Exhibition Stadium in Toronto. Amirite Dave Winfield?