Seriously. Given the environment, I was pretty OK with it. None of us was having a good day. I flew through MSP once and everyone was super nice. Maybe it's the proximity to Canada, but I've always found those upper Midwest states to be very friendly to travel through. Milwaukee people were great, too. And they had…

Family lives in Texas, went to college in central New York State (near Syracuse) and flying back home/back to school around the holidays was always a hellish ordeal, especially when my mom-dazzled by the magic of the interwebs and Travelocity and probably tripping balls-would create a flight itinerary that spanned the…

I lost a lot of weight a few years ago and I spent quite a bit of running through straight-sized sections of places like Target, giggling madly. Many, many times you would hear me in the dressing rooms, chortling with glee while I zipped up pants that didn't have W or X on the size label. I had no idea how much I was…