I didn’t read it as her saying all women who have C-sections are being lazy, just that she didn’t have to do it and chose to because she didn’t want to deal with vaginal delivery.

I actually thought: this would be cooler if they demoed it with identical twins.

The best one I heard was someone liking the look of your fancy new phone and wanting it for themselves, knocking you out, then unlocking it using a view of your unconscious face.

wait, so being called a feminist is more offensive than being called a ho?

How has no one asked about identical twins!?!

yes, but $1000 facial recognition?

Can a nosy/suspicious spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend unlock their partner’s phone while they are asleep?

Okay! Your husband has trouble with his charger because he puts his phone in his pocket and lint collects in the charging port! I know this because I have the same issue. Take a toothpick or compressed air or something and clean that sucker out, you’ll be shocked how much crap gets packed in there over time.

I don’t think Apple will for a while. They kept passwords when they added touchID. It’s your only unlock option after a restart.

She is very opposed to the entire idea of having to spend more money to get around the problem.

Its like a wiretap you paid for!

At what point will companies take away the option to use a password instead of your face?

and he’s bad, bad, steve bannon

“special kind of stupid”

It was the, “.Um.” which followed that capped me.

EXACTLY what I came here to say. I’m exhausted by everything from these social media “stars” to our politics. I need to go with you.

Take you? Sorry—this is a solo project from here on out. That’s sort of the point.

“my job as a social media influencer, “

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

Insert Devil Wears Prada cerulean speech.