Lindy West deserves mockery though. Entitled and whiny.

Fat as a house. That chin has no business in the beauty business.

Do you really want more humans? I feel you but less humans is ideal.

Poor Travis. He’s just getting started and now there goes half or more of his money for the next couple decades. Rule#1 is don’t raw dog a gold digger.

Lol @ your tiny mind if you think 3k is a ridiculous sum for a dress that was made by skilled workers paid fairly. You stupid kids can’t even do third grade math. Is that pink dress also racist? You’re slipping, careful.

Spoiler alert: nobody wins.

Spoiler alert: nobody wins.

Listen, cunt. You wanna talk? Say something worth listen to.

Snatch, please. When was the last time you had no power? Eat untoasted Wonder Bread. Y’all so keen to battle but you never even seen the field. You ever live in Hialeah?

Why not both? Dot gif.

Yeah sorry queen but:

Stupid sells in America, get into it.

Well, they don’t. Don’t conflate firefighters or EMTs with police in America, please. The Police in the USA have been militarised monsters since the 60's. Firefighters rush toward danger.

Natural selection. Just lucky I guess? Although I am averaging, the occasional 10 compensates for the more common 7.

Just get a divorce. She married you because she thought it was the best she could do and now that she’s had a couple of decades of solid support, she’s decided she can do better. Or maybe in 1997 you were both on ecstasy, shit was good then.

Yeah, A.S.L.?

Apparently, according to half a dozen hysterics this week, ‘they’, ’them’ and ‘their’ are currently accepted retardation of the English language.

Scientists say it’s premature to correlate human activity with the increasingly violent weather

Have you considered leaving the house?

No wonder you’re bitter, queen.