C’mon, 4chan, Reddit, where you at when it counts? Find these men and out them so that they must conduct their repugnant business under the glare of awful scrutiny.

The drops are acting as a lens, you need glasses. Wilkommen, Bienvenue.

Night blind is a real thing. I’m under 300 linear feet of fluoro tube and I can still barely see what I’m doing. Getting old sucks dogs dicks. Nobody warns you about this fun part.

On a nearly moonless night in late May, as I stumbled down a wide, smooth path

Accidental click, immediately removed. Yes disagree, but yes a very funny insult which I appreciate immensely.

Please don’t use the name of The First Hippy to curse this fool. Christ himself would certainly be vexed by this turn of events, I grant you.

And people turn their noses up at eugenics. Look at these two winners. Even a cursory view disqualifies them from breeding, and yet y’all breeders just keep on pumping them out and nobody gives a rats red asshole. Stop having kids if you don’t want to take care of kids for the next couple of decades. Is that so damn…

How lucky.

Latinx is not a word stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.

Hold on. What? I saw that too but I’m still positive that they’re Puerto Rican. What?

Still unable to comprehend the English language. Try reading, it’s fundamental. Cute try though. You Light Up My Life is a great song though so,

You can’t even read, and your screen name is a 70's kids tv show. Fuck off, slow learner.

Shock, Shanita. Freelancers get shafted. News at 10. So Ebony is having financial trouble, yeah? One cannot imagine that they are stiffing writers for fun.

Why is it ‘not the best for them’?

Sidney Poitier used to live on the roof of The Brill Building, otherwise known as Tin Pan Alley. If that place isn’t on the National Register of Historic Places then it’s a crime.

Soz but Americans are, on the whole, so stupid that it Linda Blairs my head. I get that y’all have decades of deliberate dumbing down in schools, but Christ. Read a book!

Yes, she does. She rapes third world seamstresses by proxy.

When, exactly, does one become an adult? The law says 18, what say you?

Any mention of TV One is a good time to inform the General Public that Unsung is the best documentary series on television by a country mile, and that everyone should watch every episode.

Good, let’s boycott Hilton too then. That’s a way more fun name to get behind boycotting. Poor Paris.