You and your ilk completely miss the point. Wealthy and glamourous women have, since the 90's, been having the parasite removed at 8 months, because it’s that last month that widens the hip bones, apparently. Too Posh To Push. Named for Vicky Beckham, I believe. It’s a pure vanity move.

Mathu Anderson was robbed.

It’s nice to see that there’s still a flourishing community of hand-wringing amateur moderators around these parts. Gotta have a hobby, I guess?

I real that the whole staff stayed to tend to 54 cats. That should tell you something about their mental state.