Damn.

He needs to showcase it on Jay Leno’s garage. Oh. Wait...

Christ...I want to fist fight some of those lines.

Just want to express my appreciation for the thoughtful recommendations. It’s been a very positive thread and reminds me of the AVCLUB ol’ days.

Seriously, we’d be so much better off if the entirety of the WH press corps was replaced by the Parkland kids.

I always read that scene as David wanting to be real. It’s not that he doesn’t understand Teddy (not really), but he wants to be like his “brother.” It’s really sad. (This whole movie is unspeakably sad).

👏👏👏

What about...these guns?

This is one of the areas Disney got right with The Force Awakens... In order to get the old fans to inspire new fans, you’re going to have to lead with nostalgia, and the characters alone aren’t going to cut it. Oz is 100% correct.

Counterpoint

“A metaphor is like a simile.” - Steven Wright.

Wiseau serious?

It’s the thrill of the hunt you should try it some time even if you just take a camera with you and try to take a good picture. There is something instinctive inside of you that makes you enjoy it. I also think you are going about it the wrong way, you should be grinding into some meat based dog food people go crazy…

Like Barry!

Also, Brandon Graham’s ‘Prophet’ is fantastic.

“We couldn’t have adapted Liefeld’s work even five years ago. But now digital technology has reached the point where we can make it look like a person really does have five billion teeth.”

Your grandpa was a bad motherfucker. More of us should be jumping out of planes to kill Nazis nowadays.

Infinity War will only Seem Like Infinity

Maybe she (like the rest of us) thought it was going to be more significant than it turned out to be in the final cut. Signed a contract for two films, got paid, then it didn’t quite work out the way she hoped. I’m sure this isn’t the only case of that happening to an actor.

Ahh but you do say “compoouter” like Scotty did into that mouse in The Voyage Home?