I tried one once and had to go home and take a shower, like I’d just watched a snuff film.

[Does some cursory Googling, gasps.]

I dunno, im sure it’s pretty Polish.

I assume they only serve right wings?

No no, it IS that.

No no, it IS that.

No no, it IS that.

Far more egregious than posting in the wrong comment section is forgetting about Edge of Tomorrow, a great movie and a great Tom Cruise movie.

If he could come up with that many rhymes for “hippopotamus,” his lyrics would truly be bottomless.

Or Paul the sixth, depending on your maths.

I wouldn’t count on this. I have a friend at Warner Studios who’s heard some troubling stuff about Jacko.

pencilveinie? how did you find out my nickname for my member?

My accountant laughed at me when I sold all my stock and invested in folding tables and upstate New York based emergency rooms. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?

Maybe they could print the N book sideways?

it looks sexual

It’s a little-known lie that nobody ever refers to Rocky as “Rocky” in “Rocky.”

You remember puffins? They are back! In Porg-form.

Not for nothing, but these kook fringe beliefs have a way of showing up in the highest levels of power these days. It’s probably better for people to understand where they’re coming from before it shows up on Fox & Friends or gets amplified by one of Trump’s friends like Alex Jones.

Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.