If he could come up with that many rhymes for “hippopotamus,” his lyrics would truly be bottomless.

Or Paul the sixth, depending on your maths.

I wouldn’t count on this. I have a friend at Warner Studios who’s heard some troubling stuff about Jacko.

pencilveinie? how did you find out my nickname for my member?

My accountant laughed at me when I sold all my stock and invested in folding tables and upstate New York based emergency rooms. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?

Maybe they could print the N book sideways?

it looks sexual

It’s a little-known lie that nobody ever refers to Rocky as “Rocky” in “Rocky.”

You remember puffins? They are back! In Porg-form.

This logo is downright pawnographic!

Not for nothing, but these kook fringe beliefs have a way of showing up in the highest levels of power these days. It’s probably better for people to understand where they’re coming from before it shows up on Fox & Friends or gets amplified by one of Trump’s friends like Alex Jones.

He looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Guy Fieri, or Yugi Fire as he’s know in the underground scene, is a huge battle rapper. Probably the biggest one in the underground rap battle category of Chew and Spit (rapping while eating). I’ve seen him drop twenty verses while eating a reuben sandwich the size of his thigh. His sriracha freestyle is still the…

I don’t see how that Chinese acrobat’s love life is relevant to the discussion.

In regard to Flatliners, arguably, redoing a mediocre movie is exactly what a remake is *for*. There’s a chance that they might actually get it right. Not that I saw the redone Flatliners, but I greatly prefer the idea of that than pointless remakes of classics that can only be worse.

I’m an athletic supporter and I will prop up your arguments

Want to know how to date yourself? You’ll never guess #7!

I’ll bring them a fox from this century and demand $52 billion.

Yeah, and I think that’s messed up too.

Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.