I hope not. 

Like President Zod would be impartial.

The best parent ever!

Baby Yoda can use Force powers that we never see young humans use, so developmentally he’s 20. (Or 30 or 16, how old was Luke when he was on Dagobah?) Yoda dies at 900, or 360 human years.

In about 6 months there is going to be an amazing fan edit that fixes all these movies.

He gave Infinity War a C+? Wow. I have pretty much stopped watching Marvel movies and I would have given it a B just for the last 10 minutes or so.

I thought you were saying that slamming on the brakes engaging ABS would be faster than hard braking without engaging ABS. I see that you were not saying that.

If the trailer turned you off it might be you don’t like the anxiety it’s trying to introduce. That seems like a more than fair reason not to want to see it.

No, a car stops fastest without pumping, so: Not locking up > ABS > Human pumping. The vast majority of people benefit from ABS though, and I would never disable it.

His name is “Husband”? His parents must have hated him.

I read that Lee was the most common last name in porn.

BDSM was for Bondage, Domination, and Sandwich Makers. Had to change it when they started calling them “Sandwich Artists.”

I went to school to be a migraineur, but it turns out there just aren’t any jobs for it anymore. Millennials ruin everything. 

I don’t taste MSG like that. On the other hand, I think celery is the worst tasting thing in the world, while most people can’t taste it at all. I like cilantro, but other people think it tastes like soap. Don’t let these guys get you down, they just don’t taste it.

This is ridiculous!

I also heard Norm hasn’t had sex in a very long time, and I can’t imagine that’s good for you.

The shorts the captain wears are worse. She would look much less ridiculous if she were wearing a bikini.

Genia Davis is looking well.

Here is Charley Pride playing last year: