I hope not. 

Like President Zod would be impartial.

The best parent ever!

In about 6 months there is going to be an amazing fan edit that fixes all these movies.

He gave Infinity War a C+? Wow. I have pretty much stopped watching Marvel movies and I would have given it a B just for the last 10 minutes or so.

I thought you were saying that slamming on the brakes engaging ABS would be faster than hard braking without engaging ABS. I see that you were not saying that.

If the trailer turned you off it might be you don’t like the anxiety it’s trying to introduce. That seems like a more than fair reason not to want to see it.

No, a car stops fastest without pumping, so: Not locking up > ABS > Human pumping. The vast majority of people benefit from ABS though, and I would never disable it.

His name is “Husband”? His parents must have hated him.

I read that Lee was the most common last name in porn.

BDSM was for Bondage, Domination, and Sandwich Makers. Had to change it when they started calling them “Sandwich Artists.”

I went to school to be a migraineur, but it turns out there just aren’t any jobs for it anymore. Millennials ruin everything. 

I don’t taste MSG like that. On the other hand, I think celery is the worst tasting thing in the world, while most people can’t taste it at all. I like cilantro, but other people think it tastes like soap. Don’t let these guys get you down, they just don’t taste it.

This is ridiculous!

I also heard Norm hasn’t had sex in a very long time, and I can’t imagine that’s good for you.

The shorts the captain wears are worse. She would look much less ridiculous if she were wearing a bikini.

Genia Davis is looking well.

Here is Charley Pride playing last year:

You mean “Flint still doesn’t have clean water?” Because that was the funniest joke in the whole thing. It’s horribly offensive to think the government would let that happen!