New idea: Skull and crossbones for the least, then add a bone for how dangerous it is. Sarin gas would get a whole hangman.

I used to laugh at a Tesla that had a “Friend of Coal” bumper sticker, but I live in Kentucky. A plug in car is fundamentally coal powered.

People are so weird about that. They want some of your home grown tomatoes at first, but when they see you taking a shit in the garden? All the sudden they are all ABOUT calling the homeowners association.

It’s unclear how “warning” is worse than “caution.” You should change it to “caution,” cautioner,” and “cautionest.”

Sometimes they use synthetic versions of pesticides that could be made naturally, so not even that.

You are supposed to end with a punchline so people know you’re joking.

I agree, I can’t come up with a way to blame the photographer for wanting to take that picture, regardless of gender or orientation. The only person who could get some flak would be the person who decided that is a good uniform for an athlete.

Kind of, but it isn’t that insane to be a good, smart person and go out with an asshole. It’s something that happens to the best of us. Even a little development of their relationship would have improved it a lot, though. Rather than half ass it they could have had her single and avoided the whole issue.

Some people like gourmet beans. Some people like Starburst. Those people are wrong. Jelly beans are best when they cost $.99 for enough to make you sick twice. Bonus: The coating is made from bug poop! 

Yeah, they weren’t above recasting a major character, much more important than Mark. It’s a lot easier to just drop Mark after 20 years that it was to write out Becky back then, though.

Hell yeah! And after that, they could go hunt.

They’ve recast major characters before. Still, makes more sense to just honor the dead.

Yeah, I saw it, it was funny, the characters were really good. It’s a mid-range Coen brother film, and that’s really good!

Yes, we are not smart enough to program them to revere us, and we’re actually much better at programming them TO kill us:

How quaint.

I will forgive them if they include an intermission. 

I accept your cold take, with a clarification: It is in the bottom quarter of episodes, but is still better than the best in many other shows that I enjoy; and the song was intended to be barely passable music as part of the joke.

Yeah, man, history is metal as fuck. Nothing in the modern world is 10% as interesting as the extermination of a people to take their wealth. My grandpa literally jumped out of a plain to shoot Nazis. There just isn’t a way to do something that cool anymore!

Yep, I would be pretty cool with a mostly robot Phasma coming back for revenge.