Sorry, I was unclear. He typed “google.com” in the URL bar, hit enter, went to the middle of the screen, typed “yahoo” in the search bar, not the URL bar, and hit enter.

She thinks it’s training, like having to kneel at the front porch of a dojo for a week without eating.

I had that scene spoiled, but I thought they were kidding. “Luke uses his Joker voice the whole movie! Leia does hardcore drugs! Luke milks a big seal, it looks sexual, and then drinks the green milk!”

The skin was perfect! Almost like it was made out of plastic and quickly painted!

If Lucas were writing these, I would believe it.

I used to work with a guy who used google to look up yahoo... email, I think? I don’t remember what his end game was, but he definitely typed “yahoo” into the google search bar, and hit enter. Glorious.

Capitalism doesn’t encourage making challenging films. They still find a way to make them. (From time to time).

Step 1: Get Chris Brown and a large group of athletic women together.

So he put peanut butter on one, and jelly on the other, then they kissed and swapped some sandwich so they each had pb&j, right? That was the joke? He was chewing after they kissed, right?

TNG wasn’t a laugh a minute, no, but it had plenty of funny moments. Usually Worf or Data.

I had an interview like this once. I had not done proper research on the nature of the job I was interviewing for.

So what you’re saying is that Ocean’s 9 or 10 will be a time travelling heist to save Danny Ocean so he can be in Ocean’s 11?

Like a bunch of kids scamming instruments and starting a band with no previous experience, I support taking whatever you have and writing, using whatever assets you want.

I saw him in “10 Cloverfield lane” and thought, damn, he’s about to die. I guess he was acting?

I gave the Russian judge’s mom a 6.

He’s a President, dammit!

He didn’t say most, buy many, many homeless do drugs/alcohol, which makes sense because being homeless sucks.

Homeless people in my neighborhood are appreciative of food, but cash can get them a hotel room.